“Texas Melt” burger review

Yes, this is a review of a food item. It is basically two pieces of toast bread with cheddar, onions, BBQ sauce, bacon and 8 oz of ground beef in between. You don’t need to know the name of the place I got this thing, just that its mascot is some kind of Horned Owl. What species? I cannot definitively say…

The Negatives

  1. The onions were quite a bit excessive in terms of how many there were

The Positives

  1. The toast was very well-cooked
  2. The toast also had a kind of butter to it
  3. SO MUCH BEEF! It is phenomenal!
  4. The ground beef was cooked exactly as I asked it to be
  5. The ground beef also tasted exactly like how beef it’s supposed to be
  6. The beef leaked a LOT
  7. The cheddar was very sufficiently melted
  8. The bacon… the bacon was extra crispy
  9. The bacon also was very well cooked
  10. The bacon even has a crunch to it at times
  11. The bacon has this grade A brownness to it
  12. The ground beef also has grade A brownness for beef

Final Verdict

The final verdict for this amazing burger is a 92. Very highly recommended!

That is all I have for now! Thank you all,



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